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Horse

from Hamstrapped by Uberband

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Little Missy Lambskins
Caught a ride to Austin
Smiling like a pumpkin
She never left the mansion
Without her mascara
Or her box of sparklers
Hey, now...A mount came out of nowhere
Hey, now...A darkened, manic steed
Well, well...I wish I could have told her to never, never trust an equus!

Horse...
Hyperkinetic screaming organism

A thousand warnings would never be enough
To rend your body primed
For defense against the shiny-coated fiend
With a brain the size of a walnut rind
Neighing odd-toed ungulate
Large, terrestrial browsing mammal
You should never trust an equus, and neither should you.

I knew of a girl, yeah
Looked like Farley Mowat
Went to do the garbage
Horsey looking sideways
Wire hair and long man
Got the girl busy
Hey, now...Well, the horse, he showed his teeth
Hey, now...Painted on like O'Keefe
Well, well...I wish I could have told her to never, never trust an equus

(C'mon, girl...)

Horse!
Hyperkinetic screaming organism

Let him hold your mop!

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from Hamstrapped, released November 11, 2016

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Uberband Los Angeles, California

In the year 0001, UBERBAND was born, rising forth from the womb of a giggling dragon, vorpal sword in hand, "rawk" in its collective heart.

Today, Uberband is made up of four demonic geniuses who gather their extensive musical vocabulary of metal, jazz, punk, funk, and skiffle to roboticize a new brand of music - gonzo rock. Fueled by the nipples of groupies, they persist.
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