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I Am an Attorney

from Live in Poland by Uberband

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about

A coming of age story dealing with litigation and speaking to the lizard god.

lyrics

I am an attorney

What is this gumshoe in my head? Where is my house?
Why are these flowers here instead of wife in blouse?
My candy canes have all gone weak, my closet's black
My name is suddenly Steve, but now it's Zach

Step inside my office
Where tantamounts amount
And suddenly your words sound like buncakes

I took a trip away from here to find fool's gold
And find out what is really behind cashews and mold
My treasure chest was full of zinc...Oooh, soap

Step inside my office
Where tantamounts amount
And suddenly your words sound like buncakes

One day, my daddy sat me on his knee and he told me a telling I'll never forget. He said there's a lot of things in this world you need to know about the Blue Banana and the Lamb That Calls Himself Panzram. But your old man don't know shit about it. You gots to seek out the truth yourself. So I set myself out on that long and lonesome road. I strapped on my ears and I went out to Fontana where the gold grass shimmers just like Kook-Aid. I looked unto the sky and I said unto my Lord, "Wherefore out thou?" You know what the Lord said to me? "You can't fish for peanuts in an almond pond." And then the Lord done also said to me...

I am an attorney

credits

from Live in Poland, track released May 1, 2009
RyThoJo - vocals and keys
Dr. Mick Mitchum - guitar
C-Mack - bass
The Jewish Fury - drums and vocals

Song by R. Johnson, N. Lifschey, D. Moeggenberg, C. McCoy

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Uberband Los Angeles, California

In the year 0001, UBERBAND was born, rising forth from the womb of a giggling dragon, vorpal sword in hand, "rawk" in its collective heart.

Today, Uberband is made up of four demonic geniuses who gather their extensive musical vocabulary of metal, jazz, punk, funk, and skiffle to roboticize a new brand of music - gonzo rock. Fueled by the nipples of groupies, they persist.
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