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Live in Poland

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Listen to Uberband in all their ridiculous live glory playing in Warsaw, Poland in 2008.

"...a powerhouse of a disc. I recommend it to you, your mom, your mom’s friend Mary, your mailman, your buddy Steve." - Upstarter Punk Reviews

"If quirky Zappa-like rock is your bag, buy this album." - Orange County Examiner

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released May 1, 2009

All songs by Uberband.

RyThoJo - Vocals and keys
Dr. Mick Mitchum - guitar
C-Mack - bass
The Jewish Fury - drums and vocals

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Uberband Los Angeles, California

In the year 0001, UBERBAND was born, rising forth from the womb of a giggling dragon, vorpal sword in hand, "rawk" in its collective heart.

Today, Uberband is made up of four demonic geniuses who gather their extensive musical vocabulary of metal, jazz, punk, funk, and skiffle to roboticize a new brand of music - gonzo rock. Fueled by the nipples of groupies, they persist.
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Track Name: Fuck! I'm Richard Marx
I'm the ego blasted
I'm the window cracked
I'm the morning welcome
I'm in the mirror, handsome

Tell me what do I see
Who else could I be
Like a turbulent dream
Look! I turned into he

Fuck! I'm Richard Marx

All my words tossed like salad
Turned into power ballads
All about my emotions
Metaphors for the ocean

Like the sun over rain
Richard has won this game
All I want to do now is sing
Sappy, soggy ditties

Fuck! I'm Richard Marx

Such a man, such a gift
Songs that make spirits lift
When I'm down and I'm done
I turn on "Angelia", really feel like someone

I can make a cheddar sandwich
Mozzarella tree sap tidbits
I can wear a leather jacket
But I still use a tennis racket
Track Name: The Net
Eins, vwei, uberzine
Fiddlesticks on Calvin Klein
Searching and she's lurching for the one who's fine
And found it on the net, on the net
My, my, oh denied, deep fried it all on the net

Mouschwitz, tellytits
Feed upon kibbles and bits
She wants a college student who don't knewed it
Found a stud and blew it on the net, on the net
Postman flooey, go kablooey on the net

Read the funnies, eggs are runny
Moon is sunny, what a dummy

Poostick, what a kick, take a hit from Dr. Mick
Rickets and she's feeling sick
Gave her heart to a guy named Rick
Try again, finding zen, beaten down in the devil's den
And then to Lawrence, bit annoyance, like to read William Saroyan, ploying on the net, on the net
Fine time, fresh design, whining on the net
Track Name: Yellow Vulva
Doo-ba-dop-be-dah (etc.)
Mongo want a booty smack!

Hold my hand, I can feel your pain
And I pray
Lord give you peace, I'm the Dick to your Jane
Covered in wax
Yellow vulva screams, "Please, play with me!"

Doo-ba-dop-be-dah (etc.)
Mongo want a booty smack!

Follow trails to the light outside my door
Linoleum floor
Smell daisies waft as they tremble evermore
I roar
Yellow vulva screams, "Please, play with me!"
Don't deny love. It comes with receipt

Yoga, you're my yoga
Track Name: I Am an Attorney
I am an attorney

What is this gumshoe in my head? Where is my house?
Why are these flowers here instead of wife in blouse?
My candy canes have all gone weak, my closet's black
My name is suddenly Steve, but now it's Zach

Step inside my office
Where tantamounts amount
And suddenly your words sound like buncakes

I took a trip away from here to find fool's gold
And find out what is really behind cashews and mold
My treasure chest was full of zinc...Oooh, soap

Step inside my office
Where tantamounts amount
And suddenly your words sound like buncakes

One day, my daddy sat me on his knee and he told me a telling I'll never forget. He said there's a lot of things in this world you need to know about the Blue Banana and the Lamb That Calls Himself Panzram. But your old man don't know shit about it. You gots to seek out the truth yourself. So I set myself out on that long and lonesome road. I strapped on my ears and I went out to Fontana where the gold grass shimmers just like Kook-Aid. I looked unto the sky and I said unto my Lord, "Wherefore out thou?" You know what the Lord said to me? "You can't fish for peanuts in an almond pond." And then the Lord done also said to me...

I am an attorney
Track Name: Heinz 57 and Cocaine
Yayo, eyayo, Heizn 57 and cocaine

I had a dream one day I'd be more than the average man
Mark my X on the map of humankind
Stumbled upon genius, for I take my stand
Works better than lemony rinds

Yayo, eyayo, Heizn 57 and cocaine

Look into my eyes, you'll see the dollar signs and a big pupil
Straw, mirror, shake well before using
How many nights have I stared outside the windowsill
At the septic tank where my clients whine

They said that I'd never find it, but I will prove them wrong
Up for a week, I'll super-size it, fries and tiny dong
Razor-armed Tomatoroma, might trademark the name
Bite your teeth, my heart delight it, and Kerry's wife will never be the same

Red a-jitter skies, and I'm not playing
The lower ranks will rot
I hold the park inside my bathtub
And I will be God!

Yayo, eyayo, Heizn 57 and cocaine

Mix it up, and you'll know
Mix it up in your nose
Track Name: Sperm
Leonard got a head start
Pushed his way up to the front
Tracy lagging behind
Scraping at the tail of Mark

And so we chase on a race, get a taste
While our master gets himself a booty

Sh'Neequa was winking
Distracted me for awhile
We had not met before
She was from the left ball

And so we chase on a race, get a taste
While our master gets himself a booty

Here we die in this receptacle
Brothers and sisters, X and Y chromosomes
The war has been fought and oddly enough
We're all losers
Maybe we'll win in the next life
Track Name: Ballad of the Intergalactic Hitman Underwear Fetishist
Woke up this morning and I asked, "Si vous plait...
When will it pay to walk in shadows?"
I follow asteroid and hide behind mask
Cold, but in fact, I am a charming fellow

You put a gun to my head
You see I'm already dead
Well, you can fill me with lead
Gonna find him in a barrel in Des Moines
I ain't afraid of your talk
You want a lover to stalk
You act so worried, but I balk against time

You see me on fly
You got the wrong guy
Save for me underwear
Catch one from each kill
A battle of wills
Save for me underwear
You got it, you got it, you got it
Save for me underwear

It's often lonely when you're out in orbit
But just think of it, I'm always close to others
You try to walk away to shiver the shirk
Quiver the quirk, not enough time with mother

A sick and twisted slob
It's how I got the job
I cheat, I slay, I rob
But I never had a day of regret
You know you're hating me now
But you just watch how
You will bow down when I am getting mine

You see me on fly
You got the wrong guy
Save for me underwear
Catch one from each kill
A battle of wills
Save for me underwear
You got it, you got it, you got it
Save for me underwear

Creep past the guillotine
I get paid to do this thing

You got it
Track Name: Tonight We're Going to Drink Alcohol at a Party We Will Attend to Get Drunk
Tonight we're going to drink alcohol at a party we will attend to get drunk
In the morning we will wake up and have a certain illness attributed to the alcohol

One night we got really crazy and mixed some juice with the alcohol
Our behavior was changed afterwards...different...crazy!
We experienced a behavioral difference by imbibing different alcohols made from root plants
Perhaps we'll do the same next week

Tonight we're going to drink alcohol at a party we will attend to get drunk
In the morning we will wake up and have a certain illness attributed to the alcohol

Later on, we had some Stoli that was brought
Someone drank it with beer and, oh my god, he became quite ill
He was leaning over the porcelain item shaped exactly like a toilet
And it was crazy...It was crazy alot (intentional misspelling to reflect the intelligence of the narrator)

Someone drank some tacos and it was crazy
Me and my friends shouted things loudly
Due to the intake of various types of alcohol
And it was crazy

Next week, we hope to repeat the occurences of last week
And this time, I'll wear shoes
There is a certain state of mind that one can achieve drinking distilled alcohols made in Mexico
There is a certain brand of alcohol I drink to achieve greater differences in my state of California

When I get a group of people together who have a similar desire to have their behavior altered by the chemical properties of alcohol, it soon becomes clear that we'll have fun together
This fun includes moving and saying certain words, yes it does, and girls like to drink alcohol, it makes them like me. I think that they like me better when I'm drinking for they'll plook me later and we'll have stories to tell in the future.

Tonight we're going to drink alcohol at a party we will attend to get drunk

(drunken rambling)