Live in Poland

by Uberband

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01:35
2.
I'm the ego blasted I'm the window cracked I'm the morning welcome I'm in the mirror, handsome Tell me what do I see Who else could I be Like a turbulent dream Look! I turned into he Fuck! I'm Richard Marx All my words tossed like salad Turned into power ballads All about my emotions Metaphors for the ocean Like the sun over rain Richard has won this game All I want to do now is sing Sappy, soggy ditties Fuck! I'm Richard Marx Such a man, such a gift Songs that make spirits lift When I'm down and I'm done I turn on "Angelia", really feel like someone I can make a cheddar sandwich Mozzarella tree sap tidbits I can wear a leather jacket But I still use a tennis racket
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01:44
Eins, vwei, uberzine Fiddlesticks on Calvin Klein Searching and she's lurching for the one who's fine And found it on the net, on the net My, my, oh denied, deep fried it all on the net Mouschwitz, tellytits Feed upon kibbles and bits She wants a college student who don't knewed it Found a stud and blew it on the net, on the net Postman flooey, go kablooey on the net Read the funnies, eggs are runny Moon is sunny, what a dummy Poostick, what a kick, take a hit from Dr. Mick Rickets and she's feeling sick Gave her heart to a guy named Rick Try again, finding zen, beaten down in the devil's den And then to Lawrence, bit annoyance, like to read William Saroyan, ploying on the net, on the net Fine time, fresh design, whining on the net
4.
03:29
Doo-ba-dop-be-dah (etc.) Mongo want a booty smack! Hold my hand, I can feel your pain And I pray Lord give you peace, I'm the Dick to your Jane Covered in wax Yellow vulva screams, "Please, play with me!" Doo-ba-dop-be-dah (etc.) Mongo want a booty smack! Follow trails to the light outside my door Linoleum floor Smell daisies waft as they tremble evermore I roar Yellow vulva screams, "Please, play with me!" Don't deny love. It comes with receipt Yoga, you're my yoga
5.
I am an attorney What is this gumshoe in my head? Where is my house? Why are these flowers here instead of wife in blouse? My candy canes have all gone weak, my closet's black My name is suddenly Steve, but now it's Zach Step inside my office Where tantamounts amount And suddenly your words sound like buncakes I took a trip away from here to find fool's gold And find out what is really behind cashews and mold My treasure chest was full of zinc...Oooh, soap Step inside my office Where tantamounts amount And suddenly your words sound like buncakes One day, my daddy sat me on his knee and he told me a telling I'll never forget. He said there's a lot of things in this world you need to know about the Blue Banana and the Lamb That Calls Himself Panzram. But your old man don't know shit about it. You gots to seek out the truth yourself. So I set myself out on that long and lonesome road. I strapped on my ears and I went out to Fontana where the gold grass shimmers just like Kook-Aid. I looked unto the sky and I said unto my Lord, "Wherefore out thou?" You know what the Lord said to me? "You can't fish for peanuts in an almond pond." And then the Lord done also said to me... I am an attorney
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Yayo, eyayo, Heizn 57 and cocaine I had a dream one day I'd be more than the average man Mark my X on the map of humankind Stumbled upon genius, for I take my stand Works better than lemony rinds Yayo, eyayo, Heizn 57 and cocaine Look into my eyes, you'll see the dollar signs and a big pupil Straw, mirror, shake well before using How many nights have I stared outside the windowsill At the septic tank where my clients whine They said that I'd never find it, but I will prove them wrong Up for a week, I'll super-size it, fries and tiny dong Razor-armed Tomatoroma, might trademark the name Bite your teeth, my heart delight it, and Kerry's wife will never be the same Red a-jitter skies, and I'm not playing The lower ranks will rot I hold the park inside my bathtub And I will be God! Yayo, eyayo, Heizn 57 and cocaine Mix it up, and you'll know Mix it up in your nose
7.
07:34
Leonard got a head start Pushed his way up to the front Tracy lagging behind Scraping at the tail of Mark And so we chase on a race, get a taste While our master gets himself a booty Sh'Neequa was winking Distracted me for awhile We had not met before She was from the left ball And so we chase on a race, get a taste While our master gets himself a booty Here we die in this receptacle Brothers and sisters, X and Y chromosomes The war has been fought and oddly enough We're all losers Maybe we'll win in the next life
8.
Woke up this morning and I asked, "Si vous plait... When will it pay to walk in shadows?" I follow asteroid and hide behind mask Cold, but in fact, I am a charming fellow You put a gun to my head You see I'm already dead Well, you can fill me with lead Gonna find him in a barrel in Des Moines I ain't afraid of your talk You want a lover to stalk You act so worried, but I balk against time You see me on fly You got the wrong guy Save for me underwear Catch one from each kill A battle of wills Save for me underwear You got it, you got it, you got it Save for me underwear It's often lonely when you're out in orbit But just think of it, I'm always close to others You try to walk away to shiver the shirk Quiver the quirk, not enough time with mother A sick and twisted slob It's how I got the job I cheat, I slay, I rob But I never had a day of regret You know you're hating me now But you just watch how You will bow down when I am getting mine You see me on fly You got the wrong guy Save for me underwear Catch one from each kill A battle of wills Save for me underwear You got it, you got it, you got it Save for me underwear Creep past the guillotine I get paid to do this thing You got it
9.
Tonight we're going to drink alcohol at a party we will attend to get drunk In the morning we will wake up and have a certain illness attributed to the alcohol One night we got really crazy and mixed some juice with the alcohol Our behavior was changed afterwards...different...crazy! We experienced a behavioral difference by imbibing different alcohols made from root plants Perhaps we'll do the same next week Tonight we're going to drink alcohol at a party we will attend to get drunk In the morning we will wake up and have a certain illness attributed to the alcohol Later on, we had some Stoli that was brought Someone drank it with beer and, oh my god, he became quite ill He was leaning over the porcelain item shaped exactly like a toilet And it was crazy...It was crazy alot (intentional misspelling to reflect the intelligence of the narrator) Someone drank some tacos and it was crazy Me and my friends shouted things loudly Due to the intake of various types of alcohol And it was crazy Next week, we hope to repeat the occurences of last week And this time, I'll wear shoes There is a certain state of mind that one can achieve drinking distilled alcohols made in Mexico There is a certain brand of alcohol I drink to achieve greater differences in my state of California When I get a group of people together who have a similar desire to have their behavior altered by the chemical properties of alcohol, it soon becomes clear that we'll have fun together This fun includes moving and saying certain words, yes it does, and girls like to drink alcohol, it makes them like me. I think that they like me better when I'm drinking for they'll plook me later and we'll have stories to tell in the future. Tonight we're going to drink alcohol at a party we will attend to get drunk (drunken rambling)

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Listen to Uberband in all their ridiculous live glory playing in Warsaw, Poland in 2008.

"...a powerhouse of a disc. I recommend it to you, your mom, your mom’s friend Mary, your mailman, your buddy Steve." - Upstarter Punk Reviews

"If quirky Zappa-like rock is your bag, buy this album." - Orange County Examiner

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released May 1, 2009

All songs by Uberband.

RyThoJo - Vocals and keys
Dr. Mick Mitchum - guitar
C-Mack - bass
The Jewish Fury - drums and vocals

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Uberband Los Angeles, California

In the year 0001, UBERBAND was born, rising forth from the womb of a giggling dragon, vorpal sword in hand, "rawk" in its collective heart.

Today, Uberband is made up of four demonic geniuses who gather their extensive musical vocabulary of metal, jazz, punk, funk, and skiffle to roboticize a new brand of music - gonzo rock. Fueled by the nipples of groupies, they persist.
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